The Time Fairy

I've a sneaking suspicion that the Time Fairy is stealing my time. She's something like the Tooth Fairy, but significantly more sinister and frustrating. The Time Fairy is responsible for all those missed seconds, minutes and hours where you think "whoa, were did the time go?!?" - the Time Fairy took it!

And last night the Time Fairy stole all the minutes between 11:30pm and 1:45am. As a result, I'm bloody knackered this morning.

So, if you're reading this Time Fairy, please restrict your time-stealing activities to the hours between 9am and 5pm, Mondays to Fridays, not including those days I have booked as leave. Thank you.