Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream

...I ever dreamed before. (Well, probably not but those are the words of the song.)

Most bizarre, and unusually, a star-studded performance.

Started off with some bizarre touring of little villages on a bus, and the bus driver wouldn't let me get off. Don't really remember this bit too well, but there was an odd life-sized Punch and Judy show on a village green at some point.

Then suddenly I was in Leeds city centre at night, and getting off the bus because there were a bunch of people sat in the middle of the road, including Rowan Atkinson playing a flute, and Peter Kay eating chips. Also there was the Steph from Neighbours (or the actress maybe, I'm not sure if it was supposed to be Steph or just the actress who plays her), who apparently I was getting married to in a couple of days. I'd not sorted my suit out, but was much more worried about the dress (which Steph had sorted out ages ago). Peter thought this was hilarious, and kept punching me on the arm for no apparent reason. So we all sat in the middle of the road, with brown blankets, chips and Rowan Atkinson on the flute, singing folk songs.

Then I woke up, which is probably a good thing.