Friday, January 21, 2005

RGLDm

Via some convoluted series of links I somehow ended up here. Thought I'd give it a go, these personality tests are often amusingly 200 miles wide of the mark. I got "RGLDm" or
Random Gentle Love Dreamer - The Boy Next Door. The description is pretty accurate (as far as these things go, I'm a person not a personality cliche), so I'll copy it here.

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


So there we are, all you single girls out there have a duty to come and save me from being one of those creepy guys who ask kids to sit on their knee, and hang out at playgrounds even though they have no children of their own.

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